toskarin:

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered “kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt” being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

cannibalchicken:

sandsvendor100:

Some Sort Of Potato Chip I Hope…

gcestttt:

its-funnytwittertweets:

cannibalchicken:

anxietyproblem:

zegalba:

agentpan:

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

lastparty:

at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing

cilantrhoes:

spitblaze:

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like ‘YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!’

twentybrokenipodclassics:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you’re heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

Because you’re so

typhus-andronicus:

ikebanaka:

kaijuno:

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT

hotvampireadjacent: